What do you call a bad day?

A little game.
Basically, you make up a fake story about the worst day ever, then the next poster's story needs to be somehow relevant to yours. Example:

Poster one: My worst day was when my friend exploded.
Poster two: My worst day was when I exploded.

I'll start.

My worst day was when it beGan to rain hamsters because I did not flush the toilet so that I could beat the boss, then I got to class late and Rainbow Dash was like "That's what I call.... CRAPPY timing." and then the NCIS theme played.

Falling from my bed to the ceiling and falling up the stairs.

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Having a bad day. As simple as that

death

'The Real Problem with Real Life is There's No BGM'

Being an adventurer then suddenly taking an arrow in the knee.

having to go out of the house without free food

why bother? theres nothin here.

When you realize you couldn't pick anything up was because your arm blew off.

Dreams are lies manifested by worthless desires.

having to go to school.

I'll be back every now and then

Being attacked by wild chicken. (TrueStoryBro)

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

Tripping over a penny dropped by some random person, then falling face first into Bowser's doodie. I then had to clean myself off at the nearest Starbucks.

The button I carry around doesn't necessarily make things EASIER...

Dying :D

'The Real Problem with Real Life is There's No BGM'

Ok.

My worst day was when I got a letter in the post, saying that i'd won 1,000,000 dollars. So I went to the authentication authority and they told me it was legit.

I went to the lotto where i'd won the money, and I suddenly realised that it was just a trap. Set by super spaghetti worm alien ultra bacteria. They tied me to a plane and fired me to the moon. Here's where it gets weird. It turns out that i wasn't on the moon, but I was in a soundstage on the sun. I was protected from the heat by a carrot. The carrot turned into a One Horned One Eyed Flying Purple People Eater™. I ran and was eaten by it. It stabed me with it's horn and ate me. I woke up in my dad's room and I walked to saturn. There, Bob was waiting, to give me a letter. The letter contained another letter. The letter was 'E'. I noticed a note at the bottom of the letter. It was C#. I was so shocked. Then, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Cream, and Eric Clapton ate me. I was typing a random post ln a site called SDK, when a zombie ate my finger, and farted on my moobs.

I ate a pencil.


And a cheese.


And Osama.



And myself.



And a limousine.




And you.









Meow.

That was my worst day.

Haha, Tsubaki, your life must suck. xD

First off, what I call a bad day is Shaun.

My worst day ever was when I decided that being honest about myself with my friends might not be the worst thing I could do.

Moo.