Help! Police! My _________ just ________ my _________.

Can be like...
Help! Police! My friend just found my bottle of coke...

or whatever...

I am lost, I am vain, I will never be the same. Without you, Without you.

Help! Police! My monkey just ripped my face off! (True story. For realz)

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

Help! Police! My bro is stealing my stuff!

If anyone takes this seriously, I've found a new job. (Miiverse story thing)

Help! Police! My Fish just shot my cat!

Where there is light, there is always darkness.

Help! Police! My mom just stole my 3DS!

PEN PEN PEN PENS!

Help! Police! My elbow just elbowed my elbow.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

Help! Police! My bro just killed my sis

Awwww....ORZ

Help! Police! My brother just ate my cake

You asked me how long i'd stay by your side, i replyed with the only answer.. forever

Help Police, My hands just made a sound!

Help! Police! My brother just pooped in my pool!

LOL! IDK!

Help! Police! My dog just raped my mom!
lol

Never trust anyone to the point where your back is exposed

DUDE, POLICE, HELP. My roommate just licked my foot.

HELP, POLICE, my friend just exploded on my fairy bull! :c

Help police. My my just just my my.

O-O

Anyways.


Help, police! This fish troll just started trying to kill my mom!

My undergarments just stole my theif.

On Paint's Discord. Still watching the site at least once a week. Go bother another admin or speak to me on Discord.

Help Police My Lusus Just Ate My Potential Matesprit