Riddles!!!

RULES: ok sos here you post a riddle then the answer later on!
example: Im black and white and red all over. who am i?

A.B.C.D can i bring my friend to tea?...pink,brown,yellow,orange and blue i love you!

a zebra who fell asleep sun bathing!!! ;D

A.B.C.D can i bring my friend to tea?...pink,brown,yellow,orange and blue i love you!

You're in a room with no windows, doors, or any other way out. The only things in there are a desk, an axe, and a calendar.You must eat first and then escape the room. But, you must:
-only eat real food, not the desk's wood or whatever.
-the desk holds nothing in or on it
-the axe is incapable of breaking through any part of the walls, ceiling, or floor.
-you do not have magic powers/alchemy/etc
-you cannot eat any part of yourself.
-you cannot kill yourself.
-portals do not exsist.

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

Go to the calender, eat a date. Then go to the mirror and look in it. See what you saw, take the saw, and cut the table in half. Put the two halves together; two halves make a "hole" put the hole on the wall and jump out.

Riddle: If Mr. Green lives in a green house, Mr. Black live in a black house, and Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, who lives in the white house?

I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!

President.

What is the end of time,
Is in everywhere,
But is the beginning of the end?

If idiots were planes, this place would be an airport.

The distinguished PosessedCarson spake:

President.

What is the end of time,
Is in everywhere,
But is the beginning of the end?

is it e?

Shnapperdoodlekinz

joney's mother had 4 kids april,may,june,and…?

Shnapperdoodlekinz

julie xD


theres a woman with a pink car,pink house,pink hair,pink carpet,pink door,pink nails,pink cloths,pink pictures,pink tea,pink bathroom, pink EVERYTHING. so one day she gets a knock at her pink door. she opens it and finds a man that sais “My car broke down outside, can i use your phone?” the pink woman said yes and lead him down her pink hallway in her pink house to her pink phone. he calls the maitnence but they said they wouldent be able to pick his car up untill tomorrow. S the woman let him spend the night. Later on in the evning another man knocked on the pink house, asking if HE could use her pink phone. so she said yes and lead him down the pink hallway with pink carpet and pink paintings, leading to the pink phone. after he hung up he said, “No body will be able to pick me up untill tomorrow, can i spend the night?” so she said yes. Then later on at night ANOTHER man knocks on the pink house with pink doors and windows asking if HE could use the phone. She oblidged. She lead him down the pink hallway,walking on the pink rug in her pink home leading to the pink phone. He calls somebody and sais. “nobody can help me get home untill tomorrow, and my truck broke down outside. Can i spend the night?” So the pink laidy with pink cloths and pink earings and pink contacts said yes.
the next morning everybody whent downstairs to breakfast. the pink laidy stood in her pink kitchen in her pink robe and pulled out 2 cerials. Frute Loops and Lucky Charms. Two of them got Lucky charms and the other had frute loops. then the pink laidy hat oat meal...
So they all sat down at the pink table in the pink house with the pink laidy who was obsessed with pink.
what is the moral of the story?

A.B.C.D can i bring my friend to tea?...pink,brown,yellow,orange and blue i love you!

Never give starving kids in Africa stale waffles. Too lazy to read :p

If idiots were planes, this place would be an airport.

A man leaves his house. He starts running, turns left, turns left again, turns left one more time and finds himself back at home. At his home there was a masked man. Why was the man running and what was he doing?

Someday your Prince Charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

He realized he forgot to renew his auto insurance at Progressive?

The button I carry around doesn't necessarily make things EASIER...

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A.B.C.D can i bring my friend to tea?...pink,brown,yellow,orange and blue i love you!

The distinguished k3v1n5656 spake:

The chicken flavored omelette
What goes through a door, but never goes in or out?

doorknob?

♪THE SECRET SIDE OF ME I NEVER LET YOU SEE, I KEEP IT CAGED BUT I CAN'T CONTROL IT♪