Hey! You just broke my _________!

Nah, everyone's butt has a crack in it.

Hey! You broke my sphagetti!

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Because I got you an ocean instead.

Hey, you broke my heart!

So I cross my heart and I hope to die

Go find another fish in this sea.

Hey, you broke my moob!

I promise you'll be disappointed.

Take it to Doctor.Who


You broke my brand new booger!

Life is simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

Glue it.

You just broke my hammer.

When you burn 3 fingers at once you learn to not care as much

Well next time, maybe you shouldn't use hammers ment to be kids play toys! -Flips tool table-

Aw, come on! You just had to go ahead and break my train of thought, did ya?

I wanna advance ahead of the game, but I'm stuck patrolling this darn platform!!!

Yep start making traffic thoughts

you just broke my air

When you burn 3 fingers at once you learn to not care as much

Plant more trees!

You just broke my.. broke my.. you just... you broke.. you my.. just broke my.....action figures! Have you no idea how much they cost :<

You ask for evidence, dwell in passing sentiments, while we bask in eminence

BUY MONEY!
Hey!You just broke my wild billy horse!

I will vaccum this cheesesteak.

Go cut a tree down and widdle yourself a new one, don't forget the led though.

Your broke my parallel demensions, now everythings out of whack :O

So I cross my heart and I hope to die

go get new ones idiot

You broke the presidents eye sight

So I cross my heart and I hope to die

↑ WELL GET A NEW ONE!

HEY YOU BROKE MY VIP TICKETS TO GO TO ONE DIRECTIONS CONCERT IN SAN DIEGO THAT COST $7,111!!!!

im back -.-

good no one wanted to see you in one.

You broke my murder record.

So I cross my heart and I hope to die

Sorry, I'm just to hot for it.

You broke my eyelash.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

You just broke my brain. xD

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

Keep it that way. It's life XD

Hey you just broke my heart! D:

My love for you was bulletproof, but you're the one that shot me. -PTV 2/21/15

I'm sorry, Mary! Don't leave me! I still love you! We can make this work! All we have to do is try, try and believe. Believe that this can work, believe that we WILL pull through this but most of all, believe in eachother. I love you, Mary. I always have and always will. Please don't leave me, for without you I am merely an empty, broken shell of a man.

You broke me in more ways than one, you destroyed my life, crushed my soul, shattered my confidence and killed me deep inside. You damaged me in ways that can never be fixed and then you laughed. My life will never be the same because of you. You did horrible things to more than just me and you feel not even a tiny shred of guilt. You are a demon, a monster relased from the darkest depths of hell. I hope thet soon you shall return there, yet even that is better than what you deserve.

I'm sorry, but I made you a robot brother whos 57.84% cooler.

You just broke the moon now the entire world is going to go chaotic

So I cross my heart and I hope to die

Well then buy yo mama a new moon.

HEY! CHU JUST BROKE MEH EPICSAUZE!

~T2

hey you just broke my house

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