One of my favorites (love quote):
"When I saw you;
I was afraid to meet you
When I met you;
I was afraid to like you
When I liked you;
I was afraid to love you
Now that I love you;
I'm afraid to lose you"
Boy: It's over
Girl: Good! That's why I slept with 5 of your friends!
Boy: Wait what? I meant the movie, you told me to text you when it was over!
Girl: Oh yeah, nevermind I'm sorry babe!
Boy: I'm not your babe anymore! Now it's over!