The idiots in our lives

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This guy opened up this jar of stuff that they use as a desiccant on corpses. Appearently that stuff gives you cancer. "He told me never to open it!" -_-

I'll be back every now and then

"Aren't there sharks in Colorado?"
Real question asked by my brother.
DERP.

I'm not weird, you're just too normal!

The distinguished lugia oFTo spake:

"Aren't there sharks in Colorado?"
Real question asked by my brother.
DERP.

Ever been to an aquarium? Yeahtheyhavesharks.

The distinguished RioluGir spake:

This guy kept on calling everything "gay". LITERALLY EVERYTHING HE SAW. He thought "gay" meant "anything relatively smaller than him".

That sounds like my brother o-o

one of my ex friends now hes my enemy and he thinks all stop signs are giant red lolipops....

IT WASNT ME

The distinguished MyBestFriend20 spake:

one of my ex friends now hes my enemy and he thinks all stop signs are giant red lolipops....

Thats extreamly unlinkely. He's jokeing/lieing

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

I know people (These are not small children, either.) that DO NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM.
I'm serious. It's not like theu were screwing with me either, these morons ACTUALLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND.
I can officially justify constantly saying "I'm surrounded by idiots."

A guy was singing a romance song to me and I've told him who knows how many times I've told him that I don't like him and after that he tried to kiss me!I may or may not have broken his arm.Also he once held me captive in the janitor's closet!That time I may or may not have broken his nose.

True story.

My head's under water, but I'm breathing fine.You're crazy and I'm out of my mind...♪

The distinguished Princess Konata spake:

A guy was singing a romance song to me and I've told him who knows how many times I've told him that I don't like him and after that he tried to kiss me!I may or may not have broken his arm.Also he once held me captive in the janitor's closet!That time I may or may not have broken his nose.

True story.

Dude, that sounds like it came from an anime..
The school has cameras everywhere... especially in janitor rooms...
If that is real, then both of you are expelled or suspended...
Students r not allowed in authorized personel/staff storage rooms

You ask for evidence, dwell in passing sentiments, while we bask in eminence

The distinguished CaPtAiN.sAcHi spake:

The distinguished Princess Konata spake:[quote]A guy was singing a romance song to me and I've told him who knows how many times I've told him that I don't like him and after that he tried to kiss me!I may or may not have broken his arm.Also he once held me captive in the janitor's closet!That time I may or may not have broken his nose.

True story.

Dude, that sounds like it came from an anime..
The school has cameras everywhere... especially in janitor rooms...
If that is real, then both of you are expelled or suspended...
Students r not allowed in authorized personel/staff storage rooms[/quote]

He threw me in there...
Besides I didn't do anything wrong and my school has almost no cameras.

My head's under water, but I'm breathing fine.You're crazy and I'm out of my mind...♪

The distinguished Princess Konata spake:

The distinguished CaPtAiN.sAcHi spake:[quote]The distinguished Princess Konata spake:

He threw me in there...
Besides I didn't do anything wrong and my school has almost no cameras.

How old r u anyways? I'm pretty sure kids wouldn't held other kids captive just to have s** with them in the janitor's closet

You ask for evidence, dwell in passing sentiments, while we bask in eminence

The distinguished CaPtAiN.sAcHi spake:

The distinguished Princess Konata spake:[quote]The distinguished CaPtAiN.sAcHi spake:

11 and idk what the heck he was doing but he just did for some stupid reason and not s**.I'm sure of it.A lucky thing happened though.He moved, but this all happened like 2 years ago, so I'm not sure what happened to him.It's all in the past now and if that happens again I know what to do.Btw, you mean hold.

My head's under water, but I'm breathing fine.You're crazy and I'm out of my mind...♪

Lol...held it's past tense..
Wow so this happened in what... 4th grade?

You ask for evidence, dwell in passing sentiments, while we bask in eminence

3rd.I lol about it sometimes especially since he would always run away crying and shouting "But Honeymuffin it was going perfectly!What happened?!?"It's kind of mean but then again it was too funny to not laugh.

My head's under water, but I'm breathing fine.You're crazy and I'm out of my mind...♪

2 complete morons are in my class. They comment ON EVERY LITTLE THING SOMEONE SAYS. And the comments are either racist, sexual, or just flat out idiotic. -.-

I'll be back every now and then

The distinguished Darmani Link spake:

2 complete morons are in my class. They comment ON EVERY LITTLE THING SOMEONE SAYS. And the comments are either racist, sexual, or just flat out idiotic. -.-

Same here... But the thing is.. It's my teacher who comments.. It's annoying because he thinks he's cool...
He even told us how he used to smoke pot and weed and all that..
I was like.. Umm aren't we here to study?

You ask for evidence, dwell in passing sentiments, while we bask in eminence

The distinguished MiRaLyZeR spake:

Nappa is the idiot in my life.

Soo.. Who's nappa?

You ask for evidence, dwell in passing sentiments, while we bask in eminence

"What's review?"

My boots have silver on them and my jeans have $20 on them.

The distinguished MiRaLyZeR spake:

The distinguished CaPtAiN.sAcHi spake:The distinguished MiRaLyZeR spake:Nappa is the idiot in my life.

Soo.. Who's nappa?... Vegeta's dead 'pal'.

ohhhhh, i get it now <(^-~<)

You ask for evidence, dwell in passing sentiments, while we bask in eminence

My friend held an m&m up and said, "Why are there e's on them?".