The Powerful and Wise Quotes of Magikarp

Greetings fellow Magikarpians and Non-Magikarpians. This thread has been created as means to share with each other the many quotes of our highly esteemed and powerful ruler, Magikarp.

Allow me to share my personal favorite Magiquote:

"MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP! glub glub glub *splash* 'but nothing happened'"

The distinguished Zekisham spake:

"I'm a noob pokemon,but don't forget to who I evolve!"

How dare you. Magikarp is not a "noob" pokemon. He's the greatest and most powerful pokemon there is! His base stats are so high it's almost unfathomable. This quote is obviously a blasphemous attack on Magikarpians everywhere, and is not by any accounts what Magikarp has said.

Magikarp on never giving up:

"When your level and spirits are low, and no matter what you do ends up as a splash, never give up. Someday your splash will widen into a surf"

Who evolves their magikarp? that's stupid

Hmm. You have a point there. If you evolve your Magikarp, it's no longer a Magikarp, but a Gyrados.

"I stand in the face of danger, and do not falter a bit!" -Magikarp while battling Johto Champion Lance.

I haven't been on in a billion years, jeepers.

Whilest encountering a Gyarados, Magikarp opened his wise mouth and said,

"Though you may have strayed from the path of perfection, try to keep in mind that ones past often defines who they are. once a magikarp, always one at heart."

Gameaholic said:

õ.ô ... What the hell did I just read...?

The wonderous quotes of Magikarp, god Pokemon extrodinaire.

"Leap mountains with the most decieving of moves!!" -Magikarp after leaping a mountain with Splash.

I haven't been on in a billion years, jeepers.

"Though you may have bought me for $10000, I am not you puppet. I refuse to learn anything you have to teach, as I am my own man and I will learn at my own pace. Release me, or I will demean you as a trainer cmpletely."

-my magikarp

You like me, and I, like you, like me.

"To be a man, you must be as swift as a coursing river"

-MANikarp

Never call magicarp a stupid fish or he will kill you while squishing you

Sometimes things just werent ment to be, sometimes you ruin the things you cherish when you try to fix them.

"If you give a Magikarp a Potion, he'll drink it and spit out Sacred ash. After defeating Ho-Oh, stealing the ash, and then swallowing it first, of course."

cant believe this place is still alive

"When the fist of oppression strikes, thou shall find safe refuge in the waves. My friends, we must stay vigilant, and defend the realm from powers that seek to destroy."
-Magikarp- in his legendary freedom speech.

"I am determined to win, for I have learned the horrid combo of splash and tackle! You have zapped my brethren. But now. It's your turn." -Level 19 Magikarp fighting Arceus

COLESLAW.