Wrong Number Game

Here's how it goes, The first person dials *Posting, of course* asking for whatever they were thinking, And the next poster says some silly excuse.
EX:
Person 1: *Dials phone, laying down* Hello! Is this the llama emporiem?
Next Person: NOPE. Zish isch the Horrible German Imi-tat-ers. Vrong Numbah. *Hangs up*
Person 3: Oh Sorry! *Dials whatever.*

Pretty simple :3 I`ll start!


*Flops on bean bag with a pirate hat on* ARRG. Is this the Pizza Man? :3

Acchi to Kocchi de mitsumeau, sukima darake no buraindo. Good mo Bad mo miseatte, teishutsu shi ta no wa dakyou an -Acchi Kocchi

Urf! :c
*Dials again* Is this the hot line to Atlantis? I think I found one of your fishes...

Acchi to Kocchi de mitsumeau, sukima darake no buraindo. Good mo Bad mo miseatte, teishutsu shi ta no wa dakyou an -Acchi Kocchi

*dials again* Is this the mailman? I need to know when I am getting my dog in the mail.

i no speak english. *Hangs Up*

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

*dials* Is this my mom? Its her birthday, and if I dont call, Im a dead man o.o

Orange is friend to Orange

NOPE. This is the L.A.R.P.A.F.N.A.D,
the Live Action Role Play Acco, For Nerds And Derps.
Good luck with your mother, :3
*Slams phone down on reciever*

Acchi to Kocchi de mitsumeau, sukima darake no buraindo. Good mo Bad mo miseatte, teishutsu shi ta no wa dakyou an -Acchi Kocchi

This is the tenth post in this thread. 2 + 2 is 5.
There are 42 presidents in the US since 2012.
There are 106 states in the US since 2001.
A human has 7 fingers on each hand.

On Paint's Discord. Still watching the site at least once a week. Go bother another admin or speak to me on Discord.

I speak little English.

Hello, is this the ambassador for the China?

Hate is such a weak emotion

(It's fine :3)

Nope, this is the President of Yeznid :3
We can send you a free dairy cow! Pl-
*Your phone drops the call*

Acchi to Kocchi de mitsumeau, sukima darake no buraindo. Good mo Bad mo miseatte, teishutsu shi ta no wa dakyou an -Acchi Kocchi

*dials number* is this the zoo? I'd like to buy an elephant.

♪But here comes racer number 7 watch my fingers ripping out the lines if it looks like we could lose♪

Heh, ppsssh. No.
This is the bro from Amnesia.
*Pewdie in background: AAAUUGHHHH. NO NO NO NO NO. RRUUUUN*
Sorry, can't talk.
-Far away: COME BACK, I WANT TO LOVE YOU-

*Phone beeps and hangs up*

Acchi to Kocchi de mitsumeau, sukima darake no buraindo. Good mo Bad mo miseatte, teishutsu shi ta no wa dakyou an -Acchi Kocchi

le sigh.
*Dials phone*

Acchi to Kocchi de mitsumeau, sukima darake no buraindo. Good mo Bad mo miseatte, teishutsu shi ta no wa dakyou an -Acchi Kocchi

Come on guys...
*dials* Is this Canada? I'd like some bacon!

Acchi to Kocchi de mitsumeau, sukima darake no buraindo. Good mo Bad mo miseatte, teishutsu shi ta no wa dakyou an -Acchi Kocchi

No, no. Canada is no here righ now... *hangs up*

Yes. Hello? Is this dog?

*Woof*(Nuu, im a cat~) *hangs up*

Orange is friend to Orange

*dials again* Hello? Is this the "Lost and Found Children at the Grand Canyon Office?"

SSDD

*dials again* *Woof* (Is this the doctor? I wanna be a cat)

Orange is friend to Orange

I`m not Dr. DoLittle!*slams phone down*

Cheesy Cheese

Says to myself..."I didn't say you were!" and mean mugs the phone. *hangs up and dial again*

SSDD

*dials number* hello is this the butcher

until we meet again