Hall of Shame

Type something stupid or ridiculous that you heard throughout your day. Example: a kid in my government class asked "what's flag burning?"

I play a lot of Minecraft

Someone in my ICS class asked "what elements is carbon made of?"

I'll be back every now and then

xD.

I play a lot of Minecraft

For the sake of self deprecation, in a health class from an eternity past, I spelled diarrhea like "diphtheria" and tried to write the drug Ecstasy as an acronym. Same class whose instructor marked a word search incomplete because I crossed out the words instead of circling them. But to be truthful to the topic, an American history classmate thought Ohioan Atlee Pomerene had a Native American forename beginning with "o".

Catch my drift.

Haha.

I play a lot of Minecraft

"Pokémon's just a tacky rip-off of Bakugan Battle Brawlers."
I will not lie. I was close to being sent to prison for murder. o.O

Don't mess with storms, or you're getting shocked.

Pro-errrrr.

I play a lot of Minecraft

"I speak British."

I play a lot of Minecraft

Some girl asked my friend if his girlfriend was Chinese or Asian. He responded Korean.

I play a lot of Minecraft

"Aren't there sharks in Colorado?" -My little brother.

I'm not weird, you're just too normal!

Haha, I could see something like that happening. Whenever our teacher asks us a question in art, the answer we all blurt out is "color."

I play a lot of Minecraft

Somebody in my math class.
student 1: Teacher how do we do number 15?
Teacher:*Teacher explains*
student 2: so teacher how do you do number 15?
Teacher: *stares at student 2...*
Rest of class- "Oh woow don't you listen?" "You cant be serious"

SSDD

"GOLO." Greeks Only Live Once.

I play a lot of Minecraft

Some guy I don't like believes the Illuminati is real and said was smarter than me one time. He couldn't even get a 3.0 GPA.

On Paint's Discord. Still watching the site at least once a week. Go bother another admin or speak to me on Discord.

Once upon a time in my math class:

Teacher *spends 40 minutes talking about fractions*

Teacher: So, what is a fraction?

Class: *Awkward Silence*

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

I got a cup full of soda, up to the brim. It came with a straw. I pick up the cupto bring the straw to my mouth. I spilled soda EVERYWHERES in that restaurant.

I Put the Fun in Funeral

someone asked me what my favorite video game is. i responded the diablo series. the most original game ive seen. 1 is the guy who i think has autism, 2 is me. 1"Diablo 2 is just a [crappy] rip off of skyrim dumbass." 2"Tell me the year diablo 2 was released." 1"2001....oh" 2"I know 12 year olds that think things out more than you."

I'll be back every now and then

The distinguished Moulder spake:

"What's Wal*Mart? Is that where they sell wall stuff?"

Haha, good for them. Walmart is terrible.

You like me, and I, like you, like me.

The distinguished Moulder spake:

"What's Wal*Mart? Is that where they sell wall stuff?"

lol

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

Upon learning I had idetic memory, a complete moron challenged it... by putting his hand behind his back and asking "Oh yeah? How many fingers am I holding up?"

Don't mess with storms, or you're getting shocked.