LIEK OMG. IMMA GO TO SLEEP IN A WARM FLUFFY BED, AND DREAM ABOUT PUPPIES RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS. WHEN I WAKE UP, IM GOING SHOPPING, SO I CAN BRAG ABOUT MYSELF AND HOW PRETTY I AM!! [-gag- That was hard as hell.]
I'm not attractive, charming, hilarious, and spectacular in every positive way possible. I'm also not a murderer, and I would never tell a lie for the sake of convenience or amusement.