[color=green]Official SDK Vending Machine[/color]

A fez pops out.

I insert Fez, from ''That 70's Show''

Everything old is new again.

An egg comes out. Lol.

I put an bad gammar and spelling in the Vm

I REGRET NOTHING

Darkgon pops out. hehe

I insert a Landstalker into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A Facebook stalker pops out....and stalks you.

I insert "the bible" a gameboy game. (it's real) into the VM.

.-. The Quran pops out.


I replace the vending machine with scp-917. I suggest you googl this to see what it does :D

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Haha, no.

I insert Harry Slother into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

Harry Potter pops out.

I insert [Data redacted].

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I ignore it.

I insert a jetski.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

You come out, dead.

I put my bio textbook in the VM.

A small fire spits out of the VM, setting your fleece sweater on fire.

I roll a bicycle tire into the VM.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A green bicycle tire pops out.

I put my friend's favorite jacket in the VM.

Your favorite jacket pops out o.o


I insert a mouse (biological)

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A computer mouse pops out.
I insert a sloth in the VM.

no

The word 'rape' can be heard from the VM.

I insert a Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

An H2 Hummer pops out


I insert the H2 back into the machine

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An H3 Hummer comes back out, with big, shiny DUB rims and sparkly gold paint job.

I insert a piece of paper that says "PIMP" in big, purple text.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

a pair of purple pants with a hole in the private parts comes out.

i put the letter E in the vm.

The letter M pops out.

I INSERT THE CAPS LOCK KEY, AFTER TURNING IT ON. DAMN, NOW MY CAPS ARE STUCK ON.

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The shift key comes back out, Forcing You To Talk Like This.

I insert a green sweater.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

A neon green sweater with a photo 0f my brother on it comes out.
i put my n64 in the machine.