I would be/am an Absol. They're beautiful, and they could be very helpful in the world with their ability to sense disasters and the weather.
Magikarp because I'm worthless trash.
The distinguished ChibiWaffle spake:The distinguished Rainbow51743 spake:The distinguished ChibiWaffle spake:
IM A FREAKING WORTHLESS FISH
A FISH THAT EVOLVES INTO A GODDAMNED BIG FLYING SNAKE OR SOME CRAP