please do this its URGENT

The distinguished hiyalouise spake:

tell ALL people especially mods to not contact any of my accounts. get out of all me created groups and take me out of them all. this is URGENT if anyone contacts me its bad news. can u guys terminate it and permaban algerbrafun? my mom found out about my acccount so its bad. tell EVERYONE. and make sure to do this yourself. thanks. im sorry for all of this.
ps my mom (i dont think) knows about this account. also make sure every1 unfriends algerbrafun

-mads

100% cannot tell if this is a joke, but if it isn't then this sounds pretty serious.

ok guys now this is ebic B)

We got the message, and the account is terminated.

Justice will prevail and all that stuff, right?