Big Brain Moments

Basically say something like
¨you can never actually stand backwards on a flight of stairs¨
or
¨when you bite down on something you actually bite up because your top jaw can't move¨
*Stranger Things theme tune comes on*

When life gives you Skittles, throw them at people and say TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!!

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~when you're learning to read you're also reading to learn
~When an alarm goes off it's actually turning on
~Everyone sees you as a different version of yourself in their own type of reality

When life gives you Skittles, throw them at people and say TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!!

these are i n t e r e s t i n g

-sitting down & lying down make sense. but standing down means to "back off" in a way, rather than,,, going down

Growing old and dying is what gives meaning and beauty to the fleeting span of a human life.

oh my gosh yess!!!

~ Every second you have 3 minutes to live. Every time you breathe, it resets. MIND BLOWNNN!!!

When life gives you Skittles, throw them at people and say TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!!

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When life gives you Skittles, throw them at people and say TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!!

ham is Pig Paper

When life gives you Skittles, throw them at people and say TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!!

Despacito 2 actually exists, it's called Despacito ft Justin Bieber

Israel's not a legitimate state.

The distinguished galaxypear spake:

~Everyone sees you as a different version of yourself in their own type of reality

And you will never be able to see your face with your own eyes. Only through reflections

Israel's not a legitimate state.

The distinguished Dedode spake:

And you will never be able to see your face with your own eyes. Only through reflections

Funny you say that because you can actually see your nose, but your brain just crops it out.

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What if I told you God never died from the romans/jews, and he was "resurrected" 2 days later. Some one cannot live without water for more than 3 days. without food 7. He was on a cross ABOVE GROUND. So he had plenty of air.

*X-Files theme plays*

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I know a feeeeeww

-its called a building but its already built.

-Smartness does not depend on the size of the brain, so big brain just means you have a large brain.

cue X-Files
*X-files theme plays*

Active once again||I'M ON MY KNEES FOR COWORKER HELP-

The only time when your bottom is on bottom is when you make a V-pose with your body.

Side note: it's also a yoga stance

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A towel gets wetter as it dries.

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How fast you type is not only a function of how fast you can press your fingers down, but also of how fast you can lift your fingers up.

The magnificent Tora-Kokoro spake:

I've heard that before lol

I know, originality is my specialty.

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The distinguished Tora-Kokoro spake:

There isn't a single number from 1 to 999 that has the letter "a" in its word form.

Incorrect, because 4 can be written as cuatro.

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That's better

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Hippocratic oath? Common decency?

Idk, not a doc myself

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I think it's a thing about ethics.

Something about consent, idk

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-Do guys give birth or justrelease cells?

if a thought goes unspoken, does that erase it?

The distinguished cdog3789 spake:

-Do guys give birth or justrelease cells?

Release cells

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