That's what she said

Whatever this is, it isn't long enough

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It was a pity that he pulled out at the last minute. He should've stayed in for longer.

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All this finagling out back has made me wet

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Holy shit,that almost tore me!

Damn, you move to fast

if a thought goes unspoken, does that erase it?

Hey man, you can't get a good grip in that hole with only one hand.

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I think this sausage is too briny

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If you give it a good shove, it should pop right in

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The distinguished blackdragon spake:

What will?

You really ruined the moment

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Just a matter of time until she'll come, eh?

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"To bump a lock, a person inserts a specially made tool into the keyway almost all the way, then bumps the tool inward to push it all the way in."

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The distinguished Tora-Kokoro spake:

HAHAHAHAHA

This is the LockPickingLawyer, and today I'm going to manipulate this tiny Coq.

His April Fool's videos are the best.

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This is the LockPickingLawyer, and today I'm going to help ease up my ex-girlfriend's back door. You see, after years of use, the entrace has gotten rather gritty, so I'll apply plenty of lubrication so everything can slip right in.

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"When you use the top mount, make sure you squeeze their sides with your legs so they don't escape."
- some martial arts instructor

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It looked even worse in person; the person on the bottom would have their legs wrapped around the top guy's back while the top guy would restrain all degrees of freedom of the bottom guy.

It was hard to unsee.

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And then there's the other position where you're oriented opposite to your opponent

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That's the entire nature of the joke

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The distinguished Tora-Kokoro spake:

Vore has quite an interesting mind XD

Very

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Vore was online a moment ago

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I can get him on again if you would prefer

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The lips only open up so wide

雨は、いつか止むさ。