1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart!

Post you ways to get kicked out of walmart :D

Put a Dora the Explora doll in the middle of an isle and hide. When somebody goes to pick it up, jump out and yell ''SWIPER NO SWIPING!''

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

cuss out the lady at the register when she tells u the gum cost 99 cents n u only gave her 1 cent

You've got that one thing.

comer ur face with winter clotes and pay two fore one when it's not alowed and then run. Thats what i did ^_^

Understanding the meening of life has two ways, one following it and the second understanding it

Move "Caution wet floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Go into a dressing room, wait a few minutes the scream "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"

Tape a walky talky to the back of a barbie doll and when some one comes by say "I know where you live"

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

Open a bag of candy and throw the candy into the toy aisle where the little kids are

When life gives you lemons, kill the lemon farmer

:-E

When life gives you lemons, kill the lemon farmer

Hide behind shelves and scare people.

pick up a wiffle bat and go down random isles knocking off anything on the shelves you can reach

Hammy!

Crawl up in the fetal position in the middle of the store & scream "THE VOICES IN MY HEAD!

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Well, i don't know and I don't care.

be there over the night, and call the cops

SWE ROCKS

Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"

Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"

Put women's lacy knickers into men's carts.

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

If you're a boy, go into the ladie's restroom and scream HELLO LADIES!

When life gives you lemons, kill the lemon farmer

O.o XD

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

run around the store screaming bomb bomb bomb

"Have you ever heard of Schroedinger's cat?"

Have a pillow fight with your friend.

“It may not mean anything to you, But try to hear me through, You're beautiful”(:

Put Blue paint on your hand than pat someone on the back and shout A Clue! A Clue!

Ask to put a chocolate bar on layaway.

Grab alot of boxes of condoms and stick them in random pplz carts.

Grab a bunch of bouncy balls and roll them down the aile screaming, "go pikachu go!"

Become one with mother Russia, da?

throw skittles at people yelling “CAN YOU TASTE THE RAINBOW!!”

L.T

when one of the walmart ppl ask you if you need any help wine and complain while saying, "why can`t you guys just leave me alone?"

Hide in the clothing racks and scare ppl walking by.

Climb a shelf and stick a plunger on top and say the stuff on the shelf is yours and if ppl try to take items off the shelf jump down and hit them with a water noodle.

Become one with mother Russia, da?

o.o
Ride a skateboard around the store as your shopping.

“It may not mean anything to you, But try to hear me through, You're beautiful”(: