1000 ways to get kicked out of walmart!

Turn off all the lights, make Silent Hill sound affects, scream PYRAMID HEAD xDDDDDD

Guess who's back?

Scream on the speakers "May I have your attention?"

PEN PEN PEN PENS!

Ask for the nearest Walgreen's location.

Show your moobs.:D

She returned... C:

Hide in the racks then when somebody walks by, jump out and yell "Trick or treat where's my candy"

Go around to random people and say "You want my number"

Go up to the cashier and yell "The lady behind me stole my penny!"

Stand on the end of a cart and roll around on it while singing "Born to Be Wild"

Say K-Mart is better.

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Push Everything off the shelfs

And the noobs fly over the moon. The end!

Open a can of whipped cream and cover your mouth with it, then roll on the floor making creepy noises, like you have rabies.

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Dress like a Wall-Mart employee and run up to different people asking, "Want some cheese?!" then steal their trolley and run away laughing.

Throw tomatoes and spit at the security camera, then paint your face like a fruit and hide in the fruit section, close your eyes, and when people look at the fruit, scream loudly. Then hide in clothes section and stay there overnight.

Go in to coustemer service and say,"yeah i would likke to return this half eaten ham"
LOL ROTFL

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EmmaLea Brown

When the employees announce something, yell "Those voices again! Nooooooooo!" And run around Wal-Mart like crazy, knocking down clothes from their holders xD

Nice! XD

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Lock all the bathrooms and changing rooms doors asquirt chocolate all over the floor. xD

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Hmm..have an EPIC lightsaber battle with your friends o:

Camp out in the outdoors section xD

Letting someone kick you out the door

Walk Into My Mystery

-Breath very heavily over the intercom

-Lie in the middle of a busy floor and if anyone tells you to move say 'I have to because Big Bird told me too and he's my leader!!' Then do a creeper smie at anyone who looks at you

Reow, Haven't been on here in a while xo

-run around singing in your underwear, giving people wedgies
-throw veggies at little kids and force them to eat them

Sneak items in the bathroom, open them, and use them. I advise you not to sneak a flatscreen TV in there. You might not make it.