10 Word Continuous Story

Okay, rules are simple. I will start the story, and everyone continues. You may say no more than ten words per post, and no double posting, wait for someone else to post. Breaking the rules just ruins it.

One day when the moon was high in the sky...

when a bear jumped out and starts mauling him until....

hullbreach comes around and bans everyone until they bleed...

...ended up smelling like foot. This caused him to...

...smell bad so then he couldnt walk that far and...