How to get free iTunes music

Post your randomest ideas (including illogical) on how to get free iTunes music.

Phone the Apple building Security Guards, say "Your pants are wet. Better go change em!", hang up, wait 30 seconds, call them again, and say "Did you change those pants yet?". After they say no, tell them that urine is a known memory-eraser, and if they don`t change now, they will forget everything. While explaining how it works, send monkeys to the building and tell them to hack the computers and get iTunes to give you free songs. :p my idea is kinda wierd, but that`s the point! :p

I shall hack the DSi until it is nothing but wire and plastic.

You find the iTunes server.

I am the Master Commander.

throw smoke bombs into the apple head quarters. blow it up. everybody gets mad because they can not download music anymore. when apple gets new people, they will feel sorry for everyone cuz they had to wait so long. they let everyone download 1 free song as a gift.

Onions make you feel unstoppable.

ok u set your pc on fire and sy to apple look waat itunes did to my pc

"Have you ever heard of Schroedinger's cat?"

Hold Steve Jobs hostage.

I am the Master Commander.

Is bois a troll or something? Seems to put stupid things in BB.

Go to Apple, grab a card, throw it over the alarm things... :P Not activated though.

KIRBY IS MINE

or limewire....XD

dare to be different

Try getting a giftcard, It's free then ;D

“It may not mean anything to you, But try to hear me through, You're beautiful”(:

Im pretty sure Apple runs iTunes through multiple servers so you cant hack it

'The Real Problem with Real Life is There's No BGM'

but steam on the other hand ;)

'The Real Problem with Real Life is There's No BGM'