Pretend to be asleep then say very slowly,Ima little tea pot....Short and violent...here is my trigger wheres my AK47 i swear i had it in my bag then shut up and make sure you do it infront of a guard.
If you want the rainbow...You gotta get through the rain.
-Break open the vending machines and throw candy bars at elderly couples.
-Steal suitcases ties together with belts of security guards, and create a kiddy ride. (All parents would go crazy)
-Make impolite signs at, dance, or lick the security cameras.
-Use the bathroom on the floor.
-Steal someone's coffee.
-Pour that coffee on the main computer unit.
-Buy a two foot long italian stick of pepperoni and assult various people (mostly elderly, babies, and the guards. Why not even your brother while your at it?)
-Bring a large amount of small animals (ones that people freak out over, like mice or snakes) and release them, yelling "BE FREE MY PRESIOUS BABIES! GWAHAHAHA *coff*". Don't forget to stuff one in someones pants!
-Say you have very bad gas.
-Ask the same thing over and over. For example, "why do you fly the plane?" 'because, I have to.' "WHY?"
-Start beating up people, saying something like "Gotta problem with me buddy?"