Dumbest Homework Excuses

I got mugged walking home and my home work was in my backpack which they took

Tell me what your going to tell me, don't put it in riddles and expect mee to know the answer.

I tried to do it but I got lost at 4+4 and gave up so I fed it to my chihuahua.

the man without meaning is the god of everything else

Osama stole my homework and I'm still looking for him. You need to ask him. If you do find him tell him I said hi :p

the man without meaning is the god of everything else

Barney harwood pranked me into burning it.

Poke me and I'll sue you.

i was too busy thinking about you (only if hot teacher) XD

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The Sparta guy yelled "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!" and kicked it off of a cliff.

I Fired Mah Lazah!!

I was busy doing something worthwhile.

I was listening to 'Slam' by Pendulum.

Homework can suck it!

Chuck Norris blew it up with his epicness.

Which would you hate more, 10 dead babies in 1 trash can, or 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans?

I woulda done it, but i was on sdk.

My hamster ate it(this really happened to me in third grade)

I used it as toilet paper XD

Ab Ticket.

i thought it was a taco shell

The watched waffle never cooks. ._.

I did my homework outside and it flew awayy.

Back for a whileee , hmu .

I did my homework, but Chuck Norris accidentally kicked it to shreds while fighting Mr. T.

I'm back, baby!

I decided i wanted to go on strike.. i've no idea what i'm striking.. but it involves no homework

The Mafia issued a hit on my homework. It was shot in the head.

Which would you hate more, 10 dead babies in 1 trash can, or 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans?

I'm not sure, too many.

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~2012~ And Modern Day o-o

Old Teacher:“Why haben't you done you're homework?!”

“I thought 2012 was going to happen so I put it in a time capsule where aliens would find it and use it as 'firewood.'”

#2: “It started to chew me so I kicked it smashed it...pinned it down,head locked it,and other stuff I saw on the T.V. last night.”

I was in the bathroom, when i thought it was toylet paper....

Meh

I still haven't found osama :p

the man without meaning is the god of everything else

Darth Vader said he was the papers father so the paper joined Darth Vader to rule the world :]

Emo inside ,normal out.

Chuck Norris came over and while he was rounhousing my siblings he looked at my homework and it burst into flames :O

Im sorry but HOMEwork is done at home i was at a sleepover

Well i would tell u where my homework is but i swore not to tell anybody

I gave it to bob and he ate it o_o

My unicorn was out of newspaper to tinkle on so i gave him my homework to use

My homework got a lil to close to the bonfire last night...

I did my homework but u cant see it :P

Im sick and tired of u askin me this everyday u need to get a job! x[


I have used evry single one of these and got detention twice x]

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

i cantdo my homework cuz it wastes peper and wasting paper means killing trees.

Goodbye

i cantdo my homework cuz it wastes peper and wasting paper means killing trees.

Goodbye