Weirest thing your teacher has ever said.

Excuse me. My belly itches. I must go to the bathroom.

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

"Wassap?Ma 'little kiddes'"

Microsoft:"You have questions,we have dancing paperclip's"!

i was told to read out a section of a book once and i prounonced mis-hit as mi-shit beacuse it didnt have one of those thingys→ -

I am a pacifist which means i will PASS A FIST through your face

your only eating yourself o.o

YAY

"Today's Wednesday kids! You know what that means? Hump day!"

I think he was oblivious to what the other definition of 'hump' was. o.O

everything I touch turns to fail.

I doubt that. =.=

Catch my drift.

Yeah. He was a perverted old man. T.T'

everything I touch turns to fail.

once my I.S teacher called us @holes because I smacked my friend into a wall and he dented it :3

oh and once on a field trip to a university I said I found Waldo {he was spray painted on the wall}my teacher said he doesn't care if I see black people.

oh and my math teacher said her left eye goes the other way and so she see's everything and I yelled thats called being cross-eyed

oh and the Director said he use to have 4 Girl Friends at a time because he thought I was talking about mine at the time :3

my science teacher said the boys bathroom's floor is wet with pee
and he said the girls bathroom is clean and shiny.And I blurt How do You know!.I get Detentions often =3

the man without meaning is the god of everything else

my homeroom teacher last year said to a kid in my class: "joe, u have no 'balls'." and then my technology teacer said to a kid in my class: "im gonna take off my boot and kill u with it if you dont stop being so g@¥." lol good times

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

Once a student in my class got brain cancer (Yes, very sad, he died 2009) She said by mistake when she gave out the message "they have taken out everything from the head" And we all started laughing... Still sad though. But weird!

Understanding the meening of life has two ways, one following it and the second understanding it

instead of saying whatever floats your boat my teacher said 'whatever tickle your hiney' she also says a buffet is big ugly fat folks eating together

Haters make me famous <(o^.^o)>

"You stupid little Fat kid"
OR
"Kay? Kay is my Mom."

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road, without being questioned.

This was during a really big test, I fell asleep when I was done, and my teacher came up, and was like, "Grace, I think you should pull your pants up. Alley and Tysen (people behind me) might be seein a little more than they need to be". wth?!

simple things amuse simple minds

The watched waffle never cooks. ._.

my math teacher said constpation instead off conpensation!

Whats up??

my math teacher teacher starting singing (shes tone-deaf) and started doing ballet.
my science teacher said I just cant imagine Mr. M in a purple giraffe suit.
Theres one other thing but it has immense swearing.

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

this isnt quite weird but it get so annyoing...ok when my math teacher is tlking he sayz GOSH alot like this..."a positive times a negative,GOSH it cant be a positive...it is a negative!

SSDD

my teacher (hes fat and old) sings oh canada all the time and everyone txts eachother in class and listen to our ipod

Reality sounds nice but I woulden&apos;t want to live there.

rite b4 class was over,my teacher was talking about how awesum that class was then the bell rang and he said "get outta here!"

I'm not weird, you're just too normal!

South park/family guy was education x] so we watch it in American History

Another Life like this ull never See