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28 Jul 2010 04:37

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By CaLiGoOnZ (901)
On 28 Jul 2010 04:50

Yo mama so old, i told her to act her age and she died

I'm no hero, the real heros won't be comming home.

By Rebekah (17)
On 28 Jul 2010 05:55

Yo Mama so fat that when she stepped On The Scales To Weigh The Scale Said One Person At A Time !

Back for a whileee , hmu .

By California Girl (365)
On 28 Jul 2010 16:01

Yo moma so ugly she made onions cry

i just love how you cant get your priorities straight (; haha you'll regret it all dollface

By DSi Hamburger (114)
On 28 Jul 2010 16:41

Yo Mama is so fat she went to the airport and got arrested for 10 pounds of crack.

DSi Hamburger up above!

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 19:56

Yo Mama so stupid, she ran around the bed for 24h trying to catch some sleep!

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 19:56

Yo Mama so crusty, when she hugs her dates, they have to get a Tetnis Shot!

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 19:57

Yo Mama so fat, when she sits around the house...SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 19:58

Yo Mama so ugly, she thought her reflection was a Picasso!

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 19:59

Yo Mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 19:59

Yo Mama's so fat, not even Dora can explore her!

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 20:00

Yo Mama's so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches sang, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet! Praise the Lord, we've got heat!"

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 20:01

Yo Mama's so poor, I went to her house for dinner and there were three beans on the table. I took one and she said, "Don't be greedy!"

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 22:09

Yo Mama's so old, she watches the History channel just to see if she's on there.

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 22:10

Yo Mama's so old, she still owes Moses a dollar.

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 22:11

Yo Mama's so ugly...'Nuff said.

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 22:13

Yo Mama's so stupid, when you were born she looked at your umbilicil cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By -Carson- (163)
On 28 Jul 2010 22:14

Yo Mama's so piggish, I saw her walking down the street and said, "Hey, where'd you get the pig?" and the pig said, "I got her at the fair"

-I'm the reason you lost at MKWii! Ha ha!-(3180-8493-0252)

By Jackstermjan (224)
On 28 Jul 2010 23:33

Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to a sci-fi convention, everyone thought she was chewbaca

Jesus of Surburbia

By Elly the Cat (273)
On 30 Jul 2010 03:33

yo momma so ugly the goverment moved halloween to her birthday

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

By Elly the Cat (273)
On 30 Jul 2010 03:34

yo momma so ugly she is very succesful at her job:Being a scarecrow

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

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