Stupidest thing that you've done by accident that got you hurt

Kneed myself in the eye and got a black eye good thing is i figured out how high i could get my knee it hurt finding out though

If you want the rainbow...You gotta get through the rain.

Chewed on my sharp pencil ,turned it around,and poked my self in the eyebrow.
And then I bled >:l

burnned myself w/ a pencil

The watched waffle never cooks. ._.

Kirumi: Did you litterally break the wall and rode into the building!?!
I jumped off of my bed and did a backflip... I ended up on a table, around broken glass.

tryed to race a car... on foot and ran into a tree lol

Lifes like a game there are those who are good at it and those who need practice.

There was this glass door that was so clean, I walked away rubbing my forehead.

Catch my drift.

I was on the high dive and did a backflip.I don't know how to do a backflip. 'nuff said

When life gives you lemons, kill the lemon farmer

once wen i was 6 i hit a dog on his bottom with a shoe....he didnt like it and i had to go to the hospital...xD

I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.

I also was too lazy to get off the swing when i was 5 to get my flip flop i fell off the swing and onto my back i hadz a bruise on my back cuz i was up so high when i fell.

If you want the rainbow...You gotta get through the rain.

Karate Kicking a wall too hard, rolling down a 6-step stairs, and playing Wii Boxing (at my cousin's) for 4 straight hours.

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Running into a pole o3o

oFTo

I walking like normal, walked down the stairs, missed like 4 stairs, and hit the floor. I was laying there, spread out on the ground, it looked like I gave the floor a hug.

when i was 4 i was climbing a tree at my farm and i slid down and my belly got a big scratch from it and it started bleding. (never cried) {thts how tuff i was..still am} and when i was 5 i was mowing the yard with a ride-on-lawn mower and ran over the BBQ. :P stupidest thing ive done.. so embarrasing. and rubbn a cats belly.. my whole arm got scratched up.

CoOkIeS!! →→→ Sometimes Life Is Sweeter Than Candiie! =)

LOOKING DOWN!! >:£ ..i was looking down while i was in the door way(one door has no steps) and my bro was coming from the fire pit with his metal hot hotdog stick and he jumped, trying to get up and i got branded by the stick. it didnt hurt at 1st, but it did like 5 mins after. i got a burn mark from it, it lasted over 2 months. it was on the right side of my lower lip up n down like a pole in the corner. X^

CoOkIeS!! →→→ Sometimes Life Is Sweeter Than Candiie! =)

I was cutting Up some carrots and droped the knife and dumb me tryed to cacht it and it sliced my finger...my mom got mad couse I gots blood on her.

The Dark Hour

I jumped off a swing and it looked like I was trying to fly because I spread my arms out... But I landed and hit my head hard..... Good thing that wasn't cement or else I would have died.

Just remember, I cared when no one else did.

Staple my left thumb. I was stapling papers and I was sleepy so I accidentally staple my left thumb with the paper.

So I herd you liek Smugleafs. Don't you mean "Mudkipz"? No, Mudkip was replaced by Smugleaf 6 months ago.

I gave my mom a Weight Watchers DVD for her birthday. You can only imagine how that turned out. :*

If idiots were planes, this place would be an airport.

I rode my bike over a pile of rocks as a ramp, ended up doing half a backflip and landed on my head with my bike on top of me because i didn't leave the seat. It was fun.

I love how the internet is its own fantasy adventure novel. Person A seeks guidance and the Trolls devour him.

I was at my friends house and she wanted em to curl her hair and I picked up the curling iron from the hot end -.-

I'm back :O