You're fired.
Reason, you may ask? Because time does not allow it! You were supposed to be in a different point of time 5 HOURS AGO. Because of you missing that, you would never get this job, and therefore, working at McDonalds!
*Waves my Sonic Screwdriver around*
Acchi to Kocchi de mitsumeau, sukima darake no buraindo. Good mo Bad mo miseatte, teishutsu shi ta no wa dakyou an -Acchi Kocchi