Random Quotes

The man who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.

I bring teh pew pew

To get to the snowman we first need to pass... THE DOOR!
THE DOOOOOOOR!
The door?
Yes.
What is the door?
THE DOOR IS EVERYTHING!
All that once was and all that will be! The door controls time and space!
Love and death!
THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND!
THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!
Really... the... the... door can do all that?
Pfffft, no.

What are YOU looking at? Hmph. Stalker.

"Am i missing an eye brow?"
-adam from mythbusters

"Its SCIENTIFIC!!!!!!!!!" (while in hailing helium of course)
-read above


"Obamas motto went from YES WE CAN!!!! to well i thought we could..."
-some guy off tv

Pain is just weakness exiting the body.

"In the years that I've been living, a lot of things are sure to change. A lot of things have come and gone, some even came back again..."
- 1975 commercial

"Space makes no sense. Science hurts my head. Well, there's the theory, what happened BEFORE that?" *hits table* "Life fails." *hits cabinet*
- random person

I have changed. I am different very different.

"Gir:But won't the splodey hurt?" -Invader zim

Let's meet in the dream world again

"I was made in a hospital."
- Jeret

"Half of me was born here and half of me was born there."
-Grayson

I have changed. I am different very different.

Derp

-Me! :)

I'll be back every now and then

"Who else will i eat icecream with?!"-Roxas

Let's meet in the dream world again

"You have changed. You are different very different."
-Erica-

I have changed. I am different very different.

When in doubt, C4! ¦Jamie Hyneman;Mythbusters.

Hate is such a weak emotion

"The sun never sets on a... (something.)"

- The one & only Erica :P -

I have changed. I am different very different.

Im a random wind storm SHAKY SHAKY (tree branch falls). car insuerance commercial.

Pain is just weakness exiting the body.

other guy:Yo mama so fat...

jimmy: dude thats not funny theres no need to point out what condition your moms in.

other guy:...(silence)

-some comeback i herd in the hallway.

Pain is just weakness exiting the body.

SHUT UP I'M TELLIN A STORY!!!!!!
Anyway...

Spendin all my time lovin you...

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself; Where the heck is the ceiling

Spendin all my time lovin you...

Nov. 22, 2010

Teacher: So, I have to take pictures of you guys.

Me & other guy at the same time: WHY?

I have changed. I am different very different.

jack black: I killed the thing i love the most.

His compadrê: A hooker?

jack black: no a panda bear *crys*

tropic thunder.

Pain is just weakness exiting the body.

Karen (on second floor): *drops penny* Take the penny...

Girls below: *scream* A penny!

I have changed. I am different very different.

If a turtle didn't have its shell, is it naked or homeless? -ipod touch

Are turtles without shells naked or homeless??

"Our life is created by the death of others"-Lenardo da vinci

sorry to put you in a sad mood i posted it cuz well its lenardo (i mightve mixed this quote up with a different famous thinker)

Pain is just weakness exiting the body.