Jokes

RULEZ
1.No Dirty Jokes
2.Plz dont lock dis
3.Seriously,no jokes bout body parts

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

I can use one bird to kill two stone- chucknorris

I can use one police to kill 100 gun- Mr.Good (police don't move the gun the gun won't move)

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I cannot think of a joke. >-<

Knock knock.
Who's there?
I'm up.
I'm up who?

Lol.

☆Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy! Chewing, chewing, girls love.~☆

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator

In Soviet Russia, joke laugh at you!

chuck norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

a blonde, brunette, and a redhead went down in a basement. a magic mirror awaited them. it said,"if you say something trueful about yourself, i will grant you a wish. but if you lie, you will disappeared." first, the brunette said she was hot, but she was acually ugly, so she disappeared. the redhead said she was rich, but she lived in a box, so she disappeared. the blonde said "i think..." and she disappeared. XD

Communism: You have more water, everyone has more water!

↑↑ haha that was a good one

I'm no hero, the real heros won't be comming home.

@tehjew1: LOLZ!!! xD

I don't have feelings. -Sai

"I can kill a people without hand, I kick!"

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Two bananas were sleeping by s river.Suddenly a turd floats by the bananas he says that he knows a place where monkeys wont eat them. So 1 banana says to the other,do u believe this piece of sh*t

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again.

Do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: No, SIR!

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me and my blonde jokes.one more:
a blonde was sitting in a classroom with headphones on. when the teacher told her to take them off, she sad,"if i do i'll surely die!" so the teacher let it go. next year she had the headphones on, the teacher said to take them off and that she will not die.the blonde took the headphones off.in one minute she looked dizzy, and in 4 more minutes she was dead on the ground. when the teacher walked over and put on the headphones, this is what he heard:"breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out."

Communism: You have more water, everyone has more water!

I can kick a people without my leg

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the phone goes green green green i pink it up and say yellow!

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were crossing a bridge that granted them one wish as they crossed. The brunette asked for a million dollars, and was given the ammount of money as she proceeded to cross. The red head wished for a man to marry and when she reached the other side she was greeted by a handsome young boy who she spent the rest of her days with. The blonde skipped across th bridge wishing for... and in midsentence she tripped and exclaimed, "S--t!" And was completely covered in dog crap. :D

Pie is like a mentally disabled guy... they are filled with apples and cinnamon sugar...

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

BANANA IS DOG CRAP SO GO POOP ON IT AND EAT IT

Love is like fire your playing with it.

↑ lol

Love is like fire your playing with it.

Don't Copy another website joke

I can beat a man without my hand, legs, arm, I use Steel Chair!

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Two guys are out hunting. One guy accidentily shoots his friend and his friend collapses on the ground. The other guy calls 911.
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Guy: Yeah I think my friend is dead. I accidentily shot him!
Operator: OK, stay calm. First, make sure your friend is dead.
*Operator hears BANG over the phone*
Guy: Yep, he's dead.

In Soviet Russia, joke laugh at you!