jokes

two guys were sitting at a cliffside bar and 1 of them says i bet if i jump off and open my coat the wind will catch it and ill float back up again so he tries it and it works rhen he does it again and it works again then the other man says i think im just drunk enough to try it so he tries it and falls to his death then the bartender comes to the first guy and says u know superman ur really mean when ur drunk

"Have you ever heard of Schroedinger's cat?"

The only jokes i can think of are not safe for kids. Its late and my mind is in the gutter.

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Well, there's the "I'm a man" joke ...

It's rare if you get me to like you but if I do, I'll be sure to treat you right and forever get a smile on your face.

o.o'' That's a diferent joke..

“It may not mean anything to you, But try to hear me through, You're beautiful”(:

O.O Hey, dude! Don't give Superman a bad rep! He's my heeeerrrooo O///O *Swoons*

What would it profit a man, if he gained the whole world, but suffered the loss of his own soul?

lol

Like I Asked! Know-It-All.

Haha

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Thats a good joke

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