Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son?

Bison!

My Xbox Live GamerTag: McDonaldKong

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

A: The Holocaust.

Onions make you feel unstoppable.

Here's another one;

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and is destroying his family.

Onions make you feel unstoppable.

Q:What do you call a fail spammer going off topic?

A:↑↑↑↑ Bryan

Come at me dog.

Q: What do you use to blindfold a chinese person?

A: Dental Floss

(No offense intended to those who are chinese.)

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

Here's another

Q: How do you get 1,000 jewish people into a Volks Wagen Beetle? And how do you get them out?

A: Throw a penny inside. Then tell 'em Hitler's driving.

(No offense intended to those who are Jewish. I'm not trying to be racist.)

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

Yo mamma is like Wal-Mart, she's open 24-7.

Why was the skeleton lonely?

A.Because "no-body" is there for him.


On a ride to disneyworld there was an upcoming sign that said Interstate →Right, and on the other side Disney world← left, the man then turned around sad believing that Disneyworld had "left" the country.

Knock Knock. "Whos there?" Who. "Who Who?" Did you hear an owl?

(Not really funny, just a variety..>.>)

KNUCKL3 T0UCH!!!! Dont leave me hangin.

yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it LOL!!! (i know this is not a yo mama joke form but whatever its still a joke!)

Macie Chane

I'm ugly.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

The distinguished WhaleFreak spake:

I'm ugly.

Aren't jokes suppose to be false?
JUST KIDDING THAT'S MY JOKE

♪THE SECRET SIDE OF ME I NEVER LET YOU SEE, I KEEP IT CAGED BUT I CAN'T CONTROL IT♪