Funny quotes

Just any funny quote by anyone one you can think of.

someone in my school said this once

"What? Obama is black!? I thought he was muslim!"
-hidden name

lol muslim isnt a race..

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

@Kion127 That could be interpreted as offensive, so consider removal of it.

Catch my drift.

she was mistaken. she thought that muslim was a race not a religion. i dont see how it would be offensive

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

abcdefg gummy bears are chasing me
1 is red 1 is blue
1 has stolen my shoe
now im running for my life
caz the red one has a knife

read this, then your creepy O-O

"Silence is Spanish for 'shut the hole in your face.'" -one of my teachers.

When you run out of things to say, come up with something off the top of your head.

"I'm not a psycho...I just like psychotic things." - Gerard Way. :B

"My mom ate my cat."
-JBUNRAU

WOODSTOCK ROCKS!

"Wow, the sky! That's not something you see every day!"
"My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."
If god doesn't burn down Hollywood, he owes Sodom and Gehmorra[?] an apology."
"The streets of Chicago are safe. It's the people there that aren't safe."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car."

I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!

Short guy: Kneel down!
other guy:Y? so i can make eye contact with you?

-FMA

I'll be back every now and then

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory"


"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"


"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button"


"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film"


"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery"


"What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come"


"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."


"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died"


"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die"


"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"


"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?"


"How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits he's lost"

More to come soon o3o

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I'm one of those people who start dancing the Macarena all of a sudden at the most serious part of a conversation.