Comebacks

Grandma, the room is over there.

Mhmm.

When u mom com home and make hte spagheti

Cool story bro.

You must have walked in the wrong door. The instotution is across the street.

I'll be back every now and then

Fat Albert called. He wants his belly back.
[retort to that] You should probably give it back then.

I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!

"Can I see your pencil crayons?"
"Why?"
"I want to see them."
"You don't want to see them."
"I want the magenta."

this is a little mean you know why im fat cause your momma raised me. Thanks,

Be a leader not a follower.

ive heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwitch, and it was "bite me"

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

"I'm afraid the world you're living in right now is disagreeing with the normal world."

"Hmm... it appears that you've broken your brain. Please try again later."

"I'm sorry to inturrupt but this conversastion is risking my life. I could really die from a bad case of IDC. No worries though, I'm sure that pole over there would LOVE to here your story!"

"Dude... even my cat threw up after hearing that."

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

Dude, my armpit can do better than that.

I promise you'll be disappointed.

Or can it..?

Oh.. did you say something?

I promise you'll be disappointed.

I always wondered why people bang there heads on a brick wall... But then i met you

Former BBmin and Gamemin.

Link you copy and pasted that o,e
"Your mom"

How can you forgive if you can't forget?

NOU

On Paint's Discord. Still watching the site at least once a week. Go bother another admin or speak to me on Discord.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Geez, who got your knickers in a twist? I thought the law said 16.

Oh... I didn't realize it was fashionable to wear more make up than clothes.

By the way... The annoying orange called. He said he'd like you to take over while he's on holiday.

Wow... Talk about angry birds. I'd sure like to slam you face first into a brick wall.

Sporks are evil. Trust me.

-That's not what your mom said...
-What are you talking about? Your breath stinks so bad, even when you close your mouth I can smell it through your face.

Bide the Wiccan Law ye must, in perfect love, and perfect trust. -The Wiccan Rede

person 1: FAIL!
person 2: Just like (your life, your face, that's what your mom said when you were born, etc...)

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

(i might get busted for this...)

(they comment on your comeback ie:FAIL COMBACK)

if i wanted a comeback, id wipe it off your lips....

I'll be back every now and then

If I wanted a SmartAss i wouldve called your mom.

Former BBmin and Gamemin.

i know what your trying to say, but that doesnt mean i dont think your insignifigant.

I'll be back every now and then