I don't think I have a single favorite quote, but many. My current signature is a recent favorite of mine, spoken by Samuel Clemens (a.k.a Mark Twain):
Wit is the sudden marriage between ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
It's my job to help the next generation, and set a good example for them. And for that I'll gladly lay down my life.
" Cinderella walked on broken glass, Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass. Belle fell in love with a hideous beast, Jasmine married a common thief. Ariel walked on land for love & life, Snow White barely escaped a knife. & It was all blood , sweat & tears , because love means facing your biggest fears. " < 3
"My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for mevat kickboxing."
"I want to die peacefully, like my grandfather, in his sleep; not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
I'm not giving him cake! I'm assaulting him with cake!