"i am not where i ‘d like to be, but thank God i’m not where i used to be"
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Biography
Thank you Austin for helping my profile not look like a pile of dookie
image by @blindthesun on Instagram
I’m Asparagus and it’s time for a fresh start.
I did not think about my username when I made it.
I’m married, only 28 (not in my “30s”), queer, and I work with seniors
planning and facilitating fun activities like Pi Day Pizza Party or Wizard of Oz Timeless Film events (and way more). 💖 I enjoy going for walks, petting my dog, doing puzzles, and smoking marijuana.
I’m 3 years sober from alcohol and constantly improving myself. 🔥
Ask me anything! I’ve been here since 20 Feb 2010, on a couple different accounts. I like to switch it up. You may have known me as Trarg, Asparagus, Cabbages, or Lettuce. If we had beef, pls give me a chance to reintroduce myself and I will give you a chance, too. I was in a continuously bad place until literally 2024. I’m feeling good now and wasn’t nice as I should’ve been to some people. Some of y’all deserved it tho. 😄😄😄 Jk. Anyway, I’m here to have a good time. Let’s keep the site fun.
Fun facts about me:
👎 My least favorite thing to do is my laundry
🦊 I owned a fox! His name was Pivot because he was born with his hips and legs fused straight. I rehabbed him until he sadly passed away due to underlying health conditions. 💔
🔪 My mom was once under investigation for murder (because my dad passed away - they ruled her out)
🫑 My favorite vegetable is asparagus, I love onions and peppers, and I think broccoli is misunderstood. She just has to be prepared correctly. I was a vegetarian off and on for a few years, but meat is just too delicious.
😅 I have hypothyroidism, which causes hormone imbalance and weight gain. It’s annoying.
🛝 I think seniors have the answers to life and children have the key to happiness. They’re both full of wisdom and both hugely ignored groups of people.