I'm not kidding about being a counselor. I've helped a lot of people through rough times, mainly just by being there for them. Sometimes they just need to get a tough story off their chest that's been burdening them for a long time.
I will listen to you, I will listen to that story. Everything and anything you say will be strictly confidential. I take all of my secrets to the grave.
Don't be afraid, I don't bite! Rather, I cuddle. C: