You know how, had I not been translated into English right now, they'd have "-chan" right there built into their name? That's like declaring their cuteness there and then. That's why I'd really like to be called "Monokuma-chan". See? With just this small change, my cuteness is increased by 10 percent! That's right! There is not enough "chan" in the world! If we had more "chan" we could save the world! Culprit-chan, war-chan, pollution-chan... Traffic-accident-chan, inheritance-dispute-chan, defiation-chan... Dark subjects immediately turn light and fluffly! We can spread our dreams everywhere! - Monokuma
I'm back after so long away from here!