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I am a Sergeant in COMMANDER's Army.

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If I do not know you, then you don't get to be on my friends list.

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Don't tell CrymsonLiynn I followed her to Chuck E. Cheese's, I don't want Haruspex to steal my tokens.

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I would tell you to drop and give me 20, but I'm too busy being awesome.

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I'm not telling you how to get into COMMANDER's Army. You must earn that privilege.

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I've been known to steal COMMANDER's banhammer on occasion.

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Ten Hut! SERGEANT, over and out!