Hello, mortals. I am Lord Magikarp. I vow to constantly annoy you with my 'continuous roleplay'.
Yes, get annoyed with me, I enjoy it. I believe I do not start the 'roleplay' that usually unfolds. No, you may not call me MadaraKarp because that's just rude.
I, Lord Magikarp, now pronounce myself your master. Now, for more information.
No, mortal. I've changed my mind yet again. Go fetch me a sandwich.
