Which one would you rather do?

Live in a crab.

Sit on a cactus all day.

Be a vampire with no fangs and allergic to blood.

Always be 16 and keep repeating the 10th grade forever.

Only play Dora the explorer video games,only watch episode 1 of Mickey Mouse Club House, only listen to Just a Beaver (Justin Beiber), and only eat salad forever.