Your on top of a tall collapsing building. NOW WHAT?

I'm gonna do it... i'll die no matter what. HAALLLEEELUUUJJJAAAHHH! (jump off the building)

Just gonna stand there and watch it collapse... thats cool cuz i am a giraffe. (stand there doing nothing, wait for building to plummet down)

Heh, good thing i'm a parkour artist. FRONTFLIP! (use a talent to escape to safety)

That's all for now, folks! (text/call friends)

Pfft, those guys are insane. (other option)