Wwyd if some random magical racoon that shot rainbows out of its ears showed up offering you three wishes?

Kick it back into the garbage where it belongs!

Woah, guess I ate a few too may brownies! I'll use IRL fast Travel and decide what to do when I recover.

Wish for money, wealth, and women obviously

Politely ask the gentlemanly racoon to lower gas prices so that you can commute to work cheapee

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