Bulletin Boards - Thread: Yo momma jokes

By Pkmnlover (39)
On 27 Sep 2010 05:10

Post ur yo momma jokes here eFTe..

Yo momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

O hai thar.

By LinkZelda (1070)
On 27 Sep 2010 05:15

your mums so huge you could pop her with a pin. Your mums so stupid she stared at orange juice and said concentrate.

Hate is such a weak emotion

By Thorzan (111)
On 27 Sep 2010 05:29

Yo mama so dumb that she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like pluto.

~Blue to my Core~

By Sebina (928)
On 27 Sep 2010 21:51

yo mama so old her breastmilk expired

SSDD

By Sebina (928)
On 27 Sep 2010 21:52

yo mama teeth so yello, she smiles and da cars stop

SSDD

By tissa1 (3)
On 28 Sep 2010 02:02

yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side

the name is tissa and dont u forget it ;)

By Limxzero (5329)
On 28 Sep 2010 03:04

>.<'

Catch my drift.

By gailieSpaz (888)
On 28 Sep 2010 03:30

Yo Mama so broke you stepped on a penny and she said 'Get off my paycheck!'.

By gailieSpaz (888)
On 28 Sep 2010 03:31

Yo Mama's house so dirty I had to wipe my feet off before I went back outside.

By gailieSpaz (888)
On 28 Sep 2010 03:40

Yo Mama so stupid, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining that it was broke.

By gailieSpaz (888)
On 28 Sep 2010 03:41

Excuse me, *broken.

By Limxzero (5329)
On 01 Oct 2010 23:46

Just some general advice: try to keep these jokes "PG." Ok? ^.^'

Catch my drift.

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 02 Oct 2010 00:16

yo momma so stupid, she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order xD

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

By XxEmoNinjaxX (1743)
On 02 Oct 2010 00:17

yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! xD

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

By Limxzero (5329)
On 02 Oct 2010 00:25

Well, there are rather young users here.

Catch my drift.

By gailieSpaz (888)
On 02 Oct 2010 16:37

Don't argue, it'd be best you keep them at 'PG'

By gailieSpaz (888)
On 02 Oct 2010 16:40

Yo Mama so fat she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar.

By islandboy1998 (45)
On 03 Oct 2010 04:29

By Limxzero (5329)
On 03 Oct 2010 04:29

@islandboy Haha, best one yet. XD

Catch my drift.

By 11Drago (684)
On 03 Oct 2010 05:21

ur mumma so dumb she died in a supermarket

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