Yo momma jokes

yo moma so fat she buys here clothing from the paruchute team.

What are you lookin at I aint got no candy for you.

yo mama so fat she was baptized in a swimming pool. yo mama so fat they put a sticker on her saying "heavy load".

What are you lookin at I aint got no candy for you.

Yo momma so ugly, when she goes to a bank they have to turn off the security cameras

The bed is a factory. A factory of dreams, and a factory of babiess!!

Ur Mama Is So Old She Still Owes Jesus 5 Buks lol

“If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky finger like this. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.”

This Is Wired O.o

“If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky finger like this. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.”

My Mom Is Not Stupid

“If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky finger like this. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.”

Keep These Joke Cleen Okay?

“If you want to be fancy, hold your pinky finger like this. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.”

yomama so old her breast milk expired

SSDD

@limix
he stole that off a youtube video that was released a full month b4 his post.....

yo mama so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.

I'll be back every now and then

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

yo mama soooo fat when she went to swim the whales strated singing ♪we r a family, even though your fatter than me♪

good friends dont let u do crazy stuff...ALONE

Hell No. i'm locking this right now. This is wrong in every way.

Where there is light, there is always darkness.