Ok, so I've been noticing everyday that people like to say "Hay, how are you?!" when someone enters a chatroom, BUT DO YOU PEOPLE NOT REALISE THAT HAY IS FOR HORSES?!? I mean seriously IT'S NOT FUNNY. You are pretty much insulting the food of the horses. Using "Hay" as a greeting is just plane sick. I mean SERIOUSLY it's a food not a greeting. I don't come up to you saying "HAY how are you?!" so why should you say that to others?! It ISN'T FUNNY. It's insulting, sick, rude, disturbing, wrong, mean, need I go on? I think you are catching on. Look, I'm not trying to be some strict person, but this is getting out of hand. I've talked to many horses and they all say the same thing, "It hurts our feelings." Why would you want to make a horse feel sad? So please, next time you enter a chatroom, don't say "HAY!!!" It's seriously not funny, and it's mean. Maybe try saying something like "Hello" or "Hi!!" ,and if you continue to say "Hay!!!" I suggest you grow up and get a life, because you are just sick and rude.
Thanks for listening,
MysticalZoey
(Ps. Yes this is a joke. Do not take it seriously XD)
Hey Zoey, after reading this blog, I must say I am upset. The reason people say 'Hay' as apposed to 'Hey' is not meant to be a joke, but rather a grammatical error on their part, which, if you think is a problem, I could point out many similar errors in your blog post. And although horses are known to eat hay, I would like to inform you that cows, goats, guinea pigs, sheep, and rabbits do too. Why don't you talk to those animals, for I am sure they have a voice about this 'hay' vs 'hey' debate too, but you are only concentrated on horses. I know for a fact that the other hay-eaters are upset by you not letting them speak. Which hurts them a lot more than horses are hurt by people using the word 'hay' when they are not supposed to. By speaking for the horses, and not for these other animals, you have upset them and made them feel unwanted, but you only care for horses... you hypocritical monster.