Once upon a time, a white guy and a black girl got together. The white guy got an itch in his pants, and the black girl got sweaty. One day, they decided to get together and have "coffee." After getting married, the black girl squeezed a new lifeform out from her mommy sack, and poof, Mind-Freak was born!
After that, all hell broke lose. The gods could no longer control the Freaker of Minds, and so they assumed their last resort: Send him to the Realm of Noobies! "Boobies?" thought the perverted egotistical Mind-Freak, and within a flash, he vanished. Amazingly, no cared or even tried to catch up with his him. He was just too cunning, too fast, and too elite for their own health. Eventually, the gods were too constipated to catch up with the ever elusive Mind-Freak, and ended up spending several millenia intheir bathrooms.
Mind-Freak was lucky to have survived his escape, but when he came across a place called "DSiPaint," he knew that he would find solitude there surely. Yet, when he approuched, an evil shadow crept from the ground beneath his feet. "GIVE ME THOSE COOKIES, DAMMIT!" the shadow demanded, but Mind-Freak ignored him and went his way.
Once in DSiPaint, Mind was bedazzled by the numerous sights and sounds as far as the eye could see. "WOW-WOW-WEE-WAA!" he shouted, and felt a tingling sensation. He quickly set up an account and all was well. "Hopefully, this site isn't as crazy as that 4chan place," he thought.
Mind-Freak made many new friends, frenemies, enemies, and rivals in DSiPaint, and yet he still hasn't found the meaning of life as of now. Until he literally satirizes every user on the site, he will not rest until his journey of self-discovery and the meaning of cheese reaches a conclusive plot device that can break the 4th wall once and for all.
So far, Mind-Freak cannot shake the fact that MoriaFox, one of Mind's weird accomplices, clicked on the forbidden pic of the harlequin baby. As of now, MF wants revenge on Assassin Killa. Oh, and BTW: DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP