Bubble bubble, Toilet in Trouble
Stomach burn, and Acids bubble
A fartiste, they call me
For I do toot my own horn
But in fact, I am more
(I eat a lot of corn!)
The fart is divine
The fart is benign
But above all, the fart is not in decline
When I smell it, it cometh like light
When I hear it, I look upon in sight
When I feel it, I feel all right
When I taste it, I feel nice and tight
When I touch it, I use all my might
For the fart is something rare,
Something that can come as a spare
The purity of all things Young and old
One must fart to be so bold
The fart is, above all else, nice
A masterpiece, a miracle, better than rice
Then again, a fart may smell like rice
But that depends on the sauce, which is a slice
For all those who fart with ease
Be warned by those who ask, "Who cut the cheese?"
My Piano is like the Angels' Symphony
I think I'm feeling an epiphany
Ohhh, ahhhh, oh yes, oh yes......
*FART*...ahhh, did you guess?
And so, 'tis the end of my lovely Art,
Let us all congratulate with a big healthy fart!
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*