Get ready for some BIZZARE Random Factoid mayhem:
1) Mercury, the planet closest to the sun, referred to by realtors as "solar-adjacent."
2) Venus, the solar systems's femme fatale: flashy, slluring, and named for love, but don't get too close or she'll crush you.
3) Earth, not the biggest, not the smallest, not the smallest, not the closest, not the farthest, but it's got something unlike any other planet has: Chuck Norris!
4) The Hubble Space Telescope has discovered 200 billion galaxies so far, and a fixing mirrior could cost $8 million!
5) In the 14th Century, Earth was "the heart of the universe."
6) In the 21st century, Earth is an atom on a pimple on God's butt.
7) Before sailing, the Titanic was referred to as the "unsinkable," but "incapable of spawning a morbid cottage industry." However, the corpses found at the wreckage have had good old Irish whiskey.
The North Pole is home to an obese toy maker in charge of a slave-force of a thousand elves who spend 364 days a year preparing for one special night where he circles the globe delivering gifts for good children and compressed lumps of carbon to bad children.
9) Hundreds of years ago, people thought the world was flat, as well as being only 3 inches thick according to their maps.
10) The Möbius model of the Earth was conceived by one Dr. Timothy Leary in 1967 during a 2-day trip to the Andromeda Galaxy.
11) The ancient Phoenicians were referred to as "Masters of the Sea on Nice Days."
12) The first compass practical was developed during the Han Dynasty 1300 years ago, but it was mainly used for practicing feng shui, the ancient Chinese art of suckering homeowners.
13) Sonar used reflected soundwaves to "see" into the water, allowing navigators to chart the ocean floor and the whales whose brains were scrambled by the hideous noise.
14) The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is home to the world's most unique array of plastodiversity, covering 600000 square miles of ocean .