Get ready for some random North America factoids:
1) Nickname: "The Landmass That Kicks Landass!"
2) A continent blessed with abundant freshwater and fertile soil.
3) Discovery: "Discovered" in 1492 by Christopher Colombus ("I found India!" -_-'
4) Settlement: Quickly settled over time thanks to the extermination of one race, the enslavement of a second, and the can-do attitude of a third.
5) Places to See: Banff: one of the most beautiful places known to manff.
6) Places to Avoid: Greenland. Land? Yes. Green? No.
7) Places to See: The Caribbean, a spectacularly beautiful archipelago where men and women serve you beach towels.
Places to See: Panama Canal, built by North America in 1901to keep it from having to touch South America.
9) Places to See: Acapulco Cliffs, a popular destination for those hoping to witness a major spinal injury.
10) Places to See: Grand Canyon, the biggest rift in Arizona not involving Mexicans.
11) Landforms: Peninsulas, Latin for [Blocked]-esque. Peninsulas are projections of land surrounded by water on three sides. Florida, the U.S. peninsula, was so suggestively shaped, it was banned from its own geography books.
14) Most Featured Terrain: Grasslands, literally grass and land. Need I say more?
15) Surprising Factoid: Grasslands were the only habitat without any surprising facts.