I recently read that Apple has new products suited for any practical purpose for you, the customer, and your needs. Here are some of the products listed:
1.) Apple's new shoebrand: The iRan
2.) Apple's new bookshelf: The iRack
3.) Apple's new bean food: The iFart
4.) Apple's new "Peeping-Tom" device: The iCup (pronounced "i-C-U-P"
5.) Apple's new DERP device: The iDERP
6.) Apple's new pirate quote device: The iIcaptain
7.) Apple's new laxitive: The iPoo
8.) Apple's new husband medication: The iDon'tgiveadamn
9.) Apple's new wife medication: iWhackmyhusbandupsidethehead
10.) Apple's new gum: The iPop
11.) Apple's new body lotion: The iRub
12.) Apple's new hair dye: The iBurnmyhair2lookcuter
13.) Apple's new Down Syndrome medication: The iAmSam
14.) Apple's new frozen sweet: The iScream
15.) Apple's new lolipop: The iLick
16.) Apple's new automaton: The iRobot
17.) Apple's new excuse form for kids: The iThinkthedogatemyhomework
18.) Apple's new SDK related material: The iCiniou
19.) Apple's new product for girls: The iCarly
20.) Apple's new pet shaver: The iNeuter
:That and many more to come...