Hello my darlings! Guess what?! IT'S STORY TIME! Grandma MysticalZoey even baked cookies! So lets all sit around in a circle and enjoy Grandma's story!
(This story is 100% true)
Well, when I, MysticalZoey, was in eighth grade, my phone got rolled over by a car. The phone still worked, but the screen was no more and it wouldn't turn off, but because I had that phone for a couple of years, I had memorized where everything was in that phone. So, I was sleeping in my bed, I wake up to multiple beeps of my phone. I get out of my bed, it was around 3 AM, I go to my phone and reply to the person texting me. (My phone was on predictive text) I sent that person a text that said something along the lines of "my phone is broken and wont turn off please don't text me." (It wasn't that exact wording, it was just similar to that) So I went back to bed. I wake up, jump in the car and go to school. When I get there, my friend, Tiffany, runs up screaming and peeing on herself "OMG ZOE, LOOK AT THE TEXT YOU SENT ME LAST NIGHT." She shoves the phone in my face and it reads "I AM YOUR POLE DOCTOR", and we both fell to the ground and literally rolled on the floor, laughing, for a good 10 minutes.
So the moral of this story... uhhm? Don't break your phones? Sure? ANYWAY. HOPE YOU ENJOYED.
For some reason I'm picturing Darth Vader standing over Luke Skywalker with his lightsaber active in one hand and his other hand clenched into a fist, saying "I am your pole doctor."
For some reason I'm picturing Darth Vader standing over Luke Skywalker with his lightsaber active in one hand and his other hand clenched into a fist, saying "I am your pole doctor."
LMFBO! I am ur pole docter...? wt*. if i wuld of been ur friend i wuld of been like: wth? who hacked into her phone? and did she go to school to be a pole docter? xDD