By redneckfalabella
This is based off my HIGHLY genius but HIGHLY crazy friend in RL named Heather. thnx 4 reading!
redneckfalabellanope, it happened like this:How could something DEAD learn a lesson?
noah's ark, like any good boat, had shuffle board. The unicorns were the best at shuffle board, and by best I mean undefeated. They were the freaking Noah's Ark shuffle board champs.
Eventually, because of their success, they grew a bit of an ego, and in their arrogance, they rubbed their victories into the faces of ALL their opponents.
the time came when the unicorns played a match of shuffle board against the bears. the unicorns, with their blessed shuffle board skills, won the match and promptly started to boast and jeer at the bears.
needless to say, the bears did not take kindly to this.
ticked, the bear's instinct kicked in.
long story short, the unicorns learned their lesson, and the bears learned that unicorns taste good.
the end!
redneckfalabellaCan you spell at all? I wouldn't of accepted this if it was my choice.
redneckfalabella
rainbow ninjaThis is actually pretty inaccurate. I know what really happened to unicorns. Chuck Norris.
AshlynLovesYou
Doggy433The most obviously true story, of course, is that when the unicorns learned that their home would shortly become uninhabitable, they went to look for a new land. And that's how Equestria was made.Ponies FTW.
a.smithThe most obviously true story, of course, is that when the unicorns learned that their home would shortly become uninhabitable, they went to look for a new land. And that's how Equestria was made.
a.smithThe most obviously true story, of course, is that when the unicorns learned that their home would shortly become uninhabitable, they went to look for a new land. And that's how Equestria was made.
ZerstorenHV
WeeeeeI know what happened to the unicorns!.___. Fixed it..
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